natoshi sakamato

$NATOSHI

satoshi's cousin. the other genius in the family.

join the family X / @NatoshiCousin

UNDER CONSTRUCTION. greatness takes time.

my achievements & activities

~*~ hall of fame ~*~

placed 3rd in the city. inter-high-school bike race, 1991. (satoshi never did that.)
employee of the month. electronics store. march 2004. (the other guy was on vacation. still counts.)
typing speed: 41 words per minute. certified.
fixed mom's printer. twice.
won an argument on a forum. they stopped replying.
associate degree, computer hardware marketing. with honors (self-awarded).
remembered a 12-character password for 3 days straight.
ran a secret bitcoin mining operation on 14 display computers. after hours. (results pending.)
currently enrolled: vibe coding course. week 2. ahead of schedule.

age: 45. prime genius years. interests: blogchain, boats (no comment), being right.

satoshi has one achievement. i counted.

the story

(chapter 4 is not a confession)

ch.1 the cousin

my cousin is satoshi nakamoto. yes, that one.

he invented bitcoin. good start.

i'm working on what comes after.

people call him the genius of the family. there are two. they just haven't noticed the second one yet.

ch.2 the wallet

there is a family wallet.

i've been researching it for 10 years.

tried his birthday. tried my birthday. tried "password1".

research is ongoing.

satoshi thinks we're cousins. we're rivals. he just doesn't know it yet.

ch.3 the degree

natoshi proudly holding his vibe coding certificate between his parents — graduation day. they're crying. pride, obviously.

satoshi studied computer engineering.

mom was so proud. told the whole neighborhood.

i studied the same thing. computer hardware marketing. associate degree.

computers. same thing.

so why isn't she proud of me?

genuinely asking.

anyway. now i'm doing an online vibe coding course. soon i'll write my own blogchain. it will change everything.

ch.4 the boat trip

satoshi and i went on a boat trip.

i came back.

he's exploring. deep sea stuff.

the sea was calm. that's all i'll say.

why is everyone asking about the boat.

join natoshi's family

every genius has a few people who saw it early.

mine are natoshi's family.

everyone else will catch up.

join the family and you're basically related to satoshi now.

who knows. maybe you're in the will.

✎ sign my guestbook

(the guestbook is a telegram group. early signatures will be famous.)

contract address

ca: coming soon. big things take time.

the only real address will be posted here and on @NatoshiCousin. anyone dming you a ca is not family.

my blogchain

coming soon

block #0: hello world. i am natoshi.

block #1: [error: course ran out of free credits]

(my vibe coding teacher says "blogchain" isn't a word. people said the same about bitcoin probably.)

you are visitor number

00004

(all early. history will remember.)

~ family links webring ~

<< telegram | home | X >>

satoshi was invited to the webring. no reply. intimidated, probably.

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